7 posts tagged “bush sucks”
California is not subsequently consumed by the Fire of Hades. Surprise! Funny how the world doesn't end when things like this happen.
Meanwhile, the country continues to be embroiled in an immoral and
illegal war, the economy continues to creep toward complete meltdown,
and our president cravenly invokes "appeasement" for the purpose of
smearing a Democratic candidate while speaking in Israel. This
fucker still has half a year to destroy America, people. Don't
lose sight of that just because there's some good news from California.
I don't know about you, but I feel VICTORIOUS AS HELL.
WOO!!
'MERICA!
Hey, I've got an idea! Let's ship 10 million Marie Callendar's apple pies over there, so the next time an Iraqi is standing in his bombed-out house with no electricity, his life a shambles, his children killed, his wife prostituting herself to put food on the table, he can take a big bite and think, "God, I love apple pie."
Meanwhile, back here at home, Bush signs the Flaky Crust for Freedom Act. No apple pie for you, traitor! You voted for Kerry!
Keith Olbermann and his Teflon hair bring the noise.
Blibbity blobbity terrorists, razzem frazzem 9/11, shooby dooby Osama, yakkity yakkity Congress, and in summation, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from Kashyyyk who lives on Endor, good night!
--Your Goddamned President
Every word out of this sonofabitch's mouth is an exaggeration, distortion, or outright lie. He's both a bad president and a bad person. I challenge anybody who voted for this jackass in 2004 to justify your decision.
Complaining that Congress isn't "doing their job" when they cannot, in fact, do their job with Republican obstructionist strategies flummoxing their every move is like beating a murder suspect all night and then complaining that he's not being cooperative when he doesn't confess.
Fuck this idiot king right in his monkey ass.
The truly astonishing thing about our current President is that, after all of the scandals, all of the criticism, all of the mistakes, he still intends to keep his administration's culture of corruption and cronyism thriving until the bitter end. He knows that you know that he knows that you know that every decision he makes in office is influenced by how well it lines the pockets of his corporate butt-buddies, and he doesn't care. He just plain does not give a fuck. He's like a spoiled child hogging all the ice cream and gloating about it, and he knows that he's got two more years to be selfish with that ice cream until a grown-up comes along and takes it away from him.
Sure, Clinton was corrupt, but he wasn't ruining our country at the same time. That's what it really comes down to for me. I don't care how fucking corrupt, sleazy and underhanded you are as a President, as long as you consistently make decisions that are good for America.
Bill may have gotten a couple infamous blowjobs in the Oval Office, but Bush has been sucking every fat-cat's dick in Washington since he swore in. He's not a President, he's a bukkake model.
